FURMAN ON FILM

Jul 27, 20239 min read

Feminism & The Empowered Self – Barbie as Both “Meta” Commentary and Inspired, Pop Hilarity

“F**K THE PATRIARCHY!” And with that opening salvo (which never, by the way, appears in the screenplay to the new film about Mattel’s...

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Nov 27, 20225 min read

Don't Worry Darling - 2022

This review may contain spoilers. As the credits began to roll on Don't Worry Darling, I was struck by a pretty resounding thought: "This...

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Dec 13, 20212 min read

8-Bit Christmas - 2021

Once a year there is a picture that comes along which reminds me that the cold, bloody pump in my chest still has some warmth left in it...

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Nov 4, 20215 min read

Dune - 2021

This review may contain spoilers. One may look at this overall star rating and be tempted to think I’m trashing this film. If he (or she)...

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Sep 23, 20212 min read

The Conjuring - 2013

This is one of the best horror films I have EVER seen, and I’m not exaggerating in the least. I’ve spent the better part of a week...

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Dec 2, 20203 min read

Mad Max: Fury Road - 2015

If I had to construct a thesis for this bad boy, it would read as follows: they just don’t make movies like this anymore. You know the...

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Oct 15, 20202 min read

The Lost Boys - 1987

Sing it with me now: "Cry, little sister (Thou shall not faaaaaall), Come, come to your brother! (Thou shall not diiiiiiie)." Parts of...

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Jul 28, 20203 min read

Eyes Wide Shut - 1999

I once thought this film was a sickly depraved nightmare. Now, I believe it to be much closer to a bona fide masterpiece. This doesn't...

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